Piers Morgan, the man sacked from his job as editor of the Mirror for publishing fake photos of torture in Iraq before ‘Fake News’ was just a glint in his friend Donald Trump’s eye, has been Muslim bashing again this week. After crying crocodile tears for the attacks in New Zealand, he thinks Islam is intolerant. Piers, like his role model Trump, likes his tweets rabid and often fails to engage brain before speaking. Phone-hack overseer Piers, prides himself on his putrid mouth and aggressive alpha male antics. This is a man who thinks tweeting “My New Year’s Resolution for 2019 is to be just as annoying, argumentative & insufferably right about everything as I’ve been in 2018” is a good thing. Talk about self obsessed.

Piers has now become an expert on Muscular Liberalism and Islam all in one day. Maybe he read the “For Dummies” series? He thinks mosques up and down the UK are teaching homophobia and hate towards others. He thinks that Islam’s 1400-years plus stance on homosexuality has led to mass invasions of lands and mass murder. He used his slot as the support act to Susanna Reid on Good Morning Britain to claim that all Muslims who think homosexuality is a sin are in fact homophobic. He also implied that mosques must be teaching children about sexuality and thus there must be nothing wrong with learning it at schools. Unfortunately Piers, unlike you, some people have better things to teach their children. Piers is nothing more than a wannabe alpha male and is unable to equate disagreeing with someone and living in peace with them. He is used to shouting down and humiliating everyone that doesn’t agree with him. What he doesn’t realise is that not everyone shops at Primark for their morals.

Piers, during his interview with Dilly Hussain, arrogantly asserted that this is not Islamabad: maybe he never got the memo, in that the days of Empire are over. Maybe he still thinks the East India Company is a thing, maybe he wants to revoke everyone’s citizenship and put all Muslims on a PIA flight back to Pakistan even if they come from Small Heath. There is little doubt Piers has an overdeveloped sense of importance, either that or his agent told him because he doesn’t have much else going for him he should just concentrate on being an idiot. Now, if Piers was to read this he would love this kind of banter, as it gives him a chance to prove others wrong. But just like the bully at school, once his mouth shuts there isn’t much else going on upstairs. Years of supporting the Gooners is taking its toll.

Piers really really needs to get out more; not everyone is as pathetic as him, even the LGBT lobby must be thinking they need a new cheerleader. Despite him acting all “inclusive” and tolerant: this is a man who had a ten minute argument over someone wanting to be declared non-binary. Come on Piers, that’s not very tolerant is it, the man who disagrees with everyone thinks disagreeing leads to violence? If that’s true then he must be George Bush!

So a little memo for you Piers. No, Muslims aren’t homophobic and no they don’t subscribe to your worldview of self-indulgent bigotry. At least Muslims are consistent in their thinking: unlike showing a fake concern for New Zealand and then attacking the very way of life that Muslims follow, days later. You, Piers are as transparent as Donald Trump and with your u-turn skills it’s surprising the EU hasn’t come to you to sort out Brexit. You could just rant at everyone and everything, try to be funny and be finished by 10am, a bit like your TV career.

Your defence of liberalism is almost as good as Arsenal’s back four – full of holes, static and out of touch. When the liberals send out a man who was caught lying about British troops, who was editor when phones were being hacked and who routinely denigrates women whilst bullying everyone in sight, they must be desperate. One look at the world tells us why the lack of moral standard of the liberals has caused wars, economic woe and societal breakdown across the world. The only trick they have left is to turn Britain into one big circus, from Brexit to Good Morning Britain: the lunatics have truly taken over the asylum.